gayandnumb

an ahs content creator who has some of the best mutuals, has immaculate music taste and is Misty Day’s girlfriend (real).

“hey isn’t @gayandnumb one of your fav mutuals?”

by xeditstiles June 17, 2021

The Garland

The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

dat bitch loves him so much the garlands herself

by natezilla66 February 25, 2011

North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

gayangster

A gangster who secretly wants to fuck his hommies.

-Who's that black guy that was in the dance assembly?
-Oh, he's a real gayangster.

by O Face December 2, 2007

Gaeland

"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"

Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!

Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!

Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im

Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!

by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005