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Sofia Garret

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garret wester

Garret Wester: Shut your mouths!
by Jl2768 May 16, 2022
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Clumsy Garret

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016
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Garret and Jocelyne

They are so Garret and Jocelyne
by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023
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Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).
Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.
by BakkOffff September 18, 2019
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Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.
I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.
by Tree Slut September 7, 2021
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Garretting

One's expression of their inner Garrett, to Garrett.
That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.
by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023
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