gargending

Gargending is the horrific act of slashing someone's throat and then inserting your penis through the wound and fucking the victim.

You speak to me like that once again and it will be gargending for you tonight.

by Flammable Kid November 6, 2011

Garrett

Caring and supportive person. Goes through a lot of stuff but still manages to make your day, if you open up to them they will open up to you back and not make you feel lonely. Even though they're lonely. Doesn't really trust many people, but is trusted by many. Makes good music and has good music taste. He plays instruments, doesn't play many video games, but he's still very cool. Probably had a lot of girls crushing on him but he's always single.

her: Garrett, I sorta have feelings for you
him: oh I'm not sure what to say, we should stay as friends

by brokentelevision July 7, 2020

The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.

Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.

by jim17g May 6, 2006

Garett

He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy

Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett

by #Hidudes April 6, 2015

Garette

Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.

Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?

by LillithM. September 16, 2013

Gareth

A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow

Wow that's a big penis, must be a Gareth.

by Damkru February 3, 2017