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Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Whistling Gandalf 

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

so not Gandalf 

with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent

with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
"she left him at the alter for the best man who was his brother" "Dude, that is so not Gandalf.."
so not Gandalf by Sidl3y August 20, 2011

Pull a Gandalf 

To come back to life after thought dead.
1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf
Pull a Gandalf by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006

Pulled-a-Gandalf 

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"
"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"