gallopyermaggot

An old English fertility rite usual performed during Mayday at the same time as Kleeble. Adult male members of a village stand in a circle on the village green, remove their members from trousers and gallop their maggots in tune to the chants of the gathered populace. As the pace of the chants increase so does the speed of galloping untill one after another the partcipants ejaculate their seed onto the soil. The first to ejaculate is given an expensive bottle of wine by the village virgin

Gallopyermaggot, gallopyermaggot get yer plonker out but look at poor John it is so small he can hardly get it out

by Stan Freeman October 11, 2006

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gallop

a gallop is a piece of metal which normally gets stuck up the mindge and inplaces hairs and can also be as green grilslers or beef quif.

"oh cool man i just found a gallop, dont touch it it could have been up your mums wrinkle nest"

by jojo February 28, 2005

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Gibbler Gallop

A special technique used especially by Kimmy Gibbler. The lady gallops around or on the man like chicken while making love.

Marthias favorite technique is the Gibber Gallop, she loves to Gallol around her husband.
"The Gibbler Gallop.is my favorite move"
"Do you like to do it on or around him"
"On"

by kimmys gibbler August 26, 2016

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Galloping Gut Buster

When having sex, you decide to mix it up. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... Galloping Gut Buster. Similar to the raspberry torpedo.

Jamie: What's wrong Linda?
Linda: Ian did the galloping gut buster last night.... it hurts so much!

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

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