Gaia Online

The oddly addicting anime-themed forum site that is guaranteed to crush any beliefs that you have that your art is good, unless you have a decent amount of deviantART watchers. You earn gold by surfing the site, posting in the forums, voting in the arenas, winning contests, and more. That gold (along with cash that you can either buy with real money or complete those fake offers about what diapers are the best, even though, unless you have a mental condition, don't even use yourself) is used to buy things like clothes, hairstyles, tattoos, items, and more.

Person 1: "Whatcha doin?"
Person 2: "Lurking in the Gaia Online forums o_O"

by The_Epic_Chic September 6, 2009

gaia faggot

Often refers to someone with no life, such as spending all day/night on the computer etc.

Computer-Nerd "Ugh been up since 6 am on here it's now 9 PM."

Random person "thats because ur a gaia faggot

by Someone >.> February 3, 2012

Gaia online

A faggot-ass website people go to that have no lives

That retard is on Gaia online again

by geoffrey Schwereeen September 20, 2006

gaia online

Powerful drug that does nothing in particular apart from kick intelligence of the abuser in the balls, and cause some form of addiction.
Rate of addiction apparently inversely relative to the users cognitive ability, and relative to his infatuation for pixellated avatars.

"I went to gaia online and my level on the Kinsey Scale went up 7 points..."

by Prescht April 25, 2006

gaia online

Where nerds and geeks go when they realize they're not wanted by the real world.

Nerd: "lolol hey wanna go role-play on Gaia Online?"
Person: "role-what where?"

by ihatenerds September 12, 2006

The Gaia Effect

What happens when inflation of a currency gets out of hand. The result? Everything become expensive, and the economy tanks and implodes. Named after what happened with Gaia Online and the whole "Goldemort's gold generator" situation.

Economists must know that while manageable inflation is good, hyperinflation and the Gaia effect can cause severe consequences.

by The Cyan Gentleman June 9, 2021

Gaia Online

Gaia Online is Satan with a Website. It is full of Pinko Commies, who have only there opinons, and refuse to accept anyone else's. The MODs are all-powerful, and will ban you for the simplest things. Many people compare it to Neopets. I compare it to the seven levels of Hell

Gaia? Fuck no! I HAVE a life, thank you very much!

by Azu February 11, 2005