all over the gaff

British slang usually directed towards someone or yourself as being a complete mess, disorganized, and/or has no sense of direction.

"These days I've been all over the gaff"

"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"

by Pseudonym Wizard November 4, 2009

Jim Gaffigan

Pale

"...my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.

"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."

by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

Gafner

After anal sex, when one shits on her boyfriends cock, is known as a Gafner. Originated from slang in Manchester

"Did you hear what hannah did to joel last night?"
"No, What?"
"She did a Gafner on him!"
"Really?!?!?, she shat on his dick??"
"Yep!"
"Dammm, just like Kelsey"

by Lesbian Chin Room January 29, 2009

Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.

no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.

by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

by CBFFL February 12, 2010

gaffot

A way to celebrate your homosexual friends and the homosexual identity.

Tom: "Yo Chad are you going to the pride parade?"
Chad: "Hell yeah bro how else would I bond with my gaffot homies?"
Tom: "Preach bro"

by lil bag November 7, 2018