New Glasgow

A shit town in northern-Nova Scotia filled with demented snobs. If you live in New Glasgow you're either extremely rich or extremely poor. Full of Scottish idiots.

Hi, I'm a rich prep from the West side New Glasgow, I live in a huge mansion and wear american eagle and too much eyeliner.

by dan334 June 11, 2006

glasgow shower

Where someone doesn't shower and just covers up there B.O with deodrant.

Fuck me Binnys had a glasgow shower!

by Chav_until_i_die May 14, 2006

Glasgow kiss

a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)

Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.

by Lillian Thuram July 10, 2006

glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum

So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend

by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017

Glasgow Hug

A Glasgow Hug is specific to the city of Glasgow in Scotland, but instead of an actual Hug, it is a stabbing with a knife or a shiv.

This type of Hug has been very common to the city of Glasgow for many years.

Guy 1: You hear about Tony?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Someone gave him a Glasgow Hug.
Guy 2: I'm sure he had it coming.

by Mithrandir21 July 5, 2018

Gtasn

Gonna take a shower soon

What are you up to, Danny?
Gtasn

by notanyoneuknow September 29, 2018