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Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.
"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."
by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020
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Isaac's epic GPS

Isaac's GPS is an advanced technology here it is explained by Isaac Nanezy
"technically you always have a GPS but physically you don't have GPS you have an Isaac's GPS" -Isaac Nanezy
for those who are not the smartest basically it means you know a place so well that you navigate almost like you are reading it off of a GPS. Isaac's GPS is also used in new technology like the 2017 Isaac's bus pass test which it was used to track someone down based on as little details of the person and some countries use this to track down criminals and find kidnapped people. it will also be able to find you when you are in a building. how it works is that it scans the earth several hundred times a minute which in return lets it memorize the entire earth and every location on it from the burj khalifa to small pencil shavings on the ground. in simple terms it is a advanced GPS
person 1: damn how did he find me. what is she using
person 2: probably Isaac's epic GPS
by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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hell's GPS

1. An expression indicating that a person is lost, lacking information about directions to a location, as when someone asks "where the hell am I?"
a tweet asking for "hell's gps"
by ant!dote January 27, 2011
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magellan gps

worst navigation system available on the market. would cost you from $400 and above, and will tell you that your home address doesn't exist. you will call their tech support and they will tell you that your unit is not updated. and you need to purchase the map update for the unit. buying this gps unit is a waste of money.
my magellan gps maestro 4050 asked me to take a u turn to a street that doesn't exist anymore.
by registrycorruptor March 11, 2008
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Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!
Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"
by LrDanGA August 13, 2021
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wmd gps

A random text message your dad might send you.

Don’t worry, however. It just means that his keyboard is crappy.
Dad: “wmd gps
LS - “u too”
by loOSe screwz January 17, 2024
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ass gps

Usually a white male who knows the best places to find whores with a fat ass almost as if they were a GPS.
Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.

Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.

Tom: Holy shit no way!

David: Don't do it Tom. They're probably infested with STDs. Fuck off Matthew, you ass gps.
by dajinco November 11, 2024
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