gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 04, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 25, 2025

Gooner

If you are an indian from the South whose first name is Blaze. Smelly indian, who goes on weather app when around the huzz and yaps when there is bruzz only. One who makes his voice louder when the huzz talk close to him.

Blaze is a gooner ong.

by person0927 December 03, 2024

Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian

Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)

by 69dieddiedofligma May 07, 2024

Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

by CheezeWizz June 08, 2024