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The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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Dirty Gideon

When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
Jamie: Yoo, you’ll never guess what I did with my girl last night!
Ethan: What?

Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me
by xGidz September 27, 2021
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Sara Gideon

Senate candidate who will stand up for the people of the great state of Maine instead of Susan Collins
Susan Collins has backed Trump for too long. Time for Sara Gideon to defeat her!
by UrbanDefinitionMaker October 8, 2020
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Gassy Gideon

A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.
My girlfriend and I did a Gassy Gideon last night and I woke up to my breath smelling like her ass.
by nostrilcunt June 13, 2018
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Alexander Gideon Lightwood

Alexander Lightwood, also known as Alec Lightwood, is a fictional character in Cassandra Clare's shadowhunter series. Parabatai and loyal friends to Jace Herondale, his mother and father were members of Valentine's "circle" before realizing the terrors he could create. His younger sister, Isabelle (whom he is very protective of) has a close acquaintance with vampires. But Alec himself doesn't seem to be able to find love until he meets Magnus Bane, the high warlock of Brooklyn. At first it is thought that he a strong attraction to his parabatai, Jace, but after realizing that it's against the law to fall in love with your parabatai, and that Jace is straight, Alec lashes out in anger only to find Magnus. He comes out to everyone by Magnus crashing his wedding to Lydia Branwell, and walking down the isle towards Magnus and kissing him. Alec is a hard working 23 year old man, who is dedicated to his duties as a shadowhunter, but mostly dedicated to his love, Magnus, and his friends and family.
Raising his blue eyes level to Magnus' cat eyed ones. "Your beautiful" he said. Magnus smiles at him. "I love you, Alexander Gideon Lightwood".
by iridescent_not_that_descent September 16, 2020
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Moff Gideon

Leader of the Imperial Remnant. Wants to study Baby Yoda's blood for unknown reasons. Maybe he is behind the Snoke clones found by Kylo Ren on Exegol? Very likely has strong ties to the Sith Eternal cultists. Heck, maybe he even knows that Palpatine cheated death by transferring his consciousness into a clone body. He seems to know a lot about Mandalorian culture. Actually, he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Defeated by Din Djarin in combat. We'll have to wait until season 3 of the Mandalorian to learn more about him.
Moff Gideon didn't appear until, like, the end of season one. That's how much of a mystery he is! Long live the Empire.
by The Fandom King December 20, 2020
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Hot Gideon

like a hot karl, but with diarrhea instead of poop
dude if you touch me one more time im gonna give you the nuttiest hot gideon ever
by n-sanity July 10, 2004
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