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Hard Problem of Ghosts

If ghosts are the consciousness or energy of the deceased, what laws of physics do they obey? They are reported to pass through walls (insubstantial) but also make footsteps and move objects (substantial). They are visible to some but not others. This contradictory set of properties makes them impossible to model consistently. Are they psychic projections, interdimensional echoes, or simply stories? Any coherent theory of ghosts would require a radical rewrite of physics, yet the anecdotes persist.
Example: "The ghost was seen by three people but didn't show on thermal or EM. It could float but also slam a door. The hard problem of ghosts: constructing a single hypothesis that explains how an entity can be both massless and capable of kinetic energy, visible to organic eyes but invisible to sensors. It's like a bug report that breaks every known law of the universe's operating system."
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freshly made ghost 

A recently deceased person.
Timmy: ''Bob became a freshly made ghost yesterday''.
John: ''Oh no, I'm so sorry''.

Ghostbur 

Ghostbur, 19th of Nov He's a broken spirit with a few scattered memories, but those memories are all good ones, that make him believe he was a good man, despite people telling him otherwise.
ghostbur originates on the dream smp
Ghostbur- "how bad of a person was I Phil?"
Philza- "you.. for most of you were the best."
Ghostbur by yeetus yeetus November 25, 2020

Spooky Ghost 

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.
Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost
Spooky Ghost by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Ghost Thumbs 

Ghost Thumbs

When you delete all of your social media’s for a week and think they’re still there, clicking your phone where the application used to be.
Connor had ghost thumbs the first couple days without social media, but then became “hella productive.”
Ghost Thumbs by LynSoles August 20, 2018

Ghost Ping 

A discord term. When someone pings you in a message but deletes it so you get a random notification.
I have a notification. Wait there's nothing here? Guess I was ghost pinged.
Ghost Ping by OG The Smo G October 28, 2017

Ghost Club 

My dad has Ghost Club in the woods tonight so there's no sheets on my bed
Ghost Club by semem knad February 3, 2017