GILF

Grandmom I'd love to fuck!

Dude, Candi's mom is a GILF!

What is a Gilf? It's a grandmother I'd love to boink all night long!

by SPELLING August 30, 2017

Gdilf

A grandpa you’d like to duck

I want a gdilf

by Foxymoma25 January 23, 2019

gilfbo

combination of gilf and bimbo/himbo/thembo

a grandma/grandpa/grandparent "i'd like to fuck" who is very stupid, sexy and kindhearted

i used to think he was a just a himbo, but it turns out he's a gilfbo!

by currymulligan October 26, 2020

gilfod

An acronym. G.irl I.'d L.ike to F.uck O.ne D.ay
Derived from seeing underage starlets dressing more and more provocatively. The genesis of the word came circa 2002 with then underage Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff.

Yo did you see that girl?
Dude, she's totally only 16.
Yeah man, but she's a huge gilfod.

by Casabla December 15, 2008

Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009

Guilford, Ct

Guilford: is a town in New Haven County, Connecticut, United States, that borders Madison, Branford, North Branford and Durham, and is situated on I-95 and the coast. The population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. It was named one of the top 100 places to live in the United States by Money magazine in 20052.First settled in 1639, Guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in New England, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. There are five historic house museums, including Dudley Farm, which hosts a farmers' market on Saturdays.n Connecticut as defined on Urban Dictionary:Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.

Have you ever been to Sachem's Head in Guilford,CT? If you haven't you have no idea what you're missing out on.

Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
or
Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.

by lala2525 June 14, 2008

gilf

"Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck."
Not said seriously, only when pointing out any old person.

Weirdo: "Oh man, check out that MILF, she look's hot."
Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."

"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."

by Diego August 18, 2003