geoff caped

Rhyming slang for "raped"

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.

by Copper Knob December 15, 2008

Geoff Boon

The act of hitting a football with extreme pace and power. To Geoff Boon a football is to have 'hooned' it.

Did you see the united goal? He bloody Geoff Booned it, didn't he!!!

by Jimmy Turnbull May 1, 2009

geoff balls

A fake name used to visit a whorehouse to keep ones true identity annomous.

"What did you do when she asked you your name?"
"I just gave her the old Geoff Balls and said it was Ringo"

by geoff balls September 7, 2008

Geoff'd

To be dissed or to have had something unpleasant happen that you weren't expecting.

You've been Geoff'd

"While I was inside the store somebody Geoff'd my bicycle!"

by Distant Traveller May 13, 2009

geoff d

A person who is a compulsive whinger, they will whinge at anything and anyone. They are usually major tryhards.

That guy is such a geoff d!!

by cranky codger March 10, 2005

Geoff (Evil)

This Geoff however is another Geoff
this Geoff is pronounced joff

basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)

B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"

by Epnosary May 4, 2022

Geoff shift

A substantial length of time enjoying a leisure activity

We went fishing and put a geoff shift in

by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022