gaytard

Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!

A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

gayster

Someone who is acting stupid, or Being "Gay" Therefore he/she is a Gayster.

Person 1: Hey lets Party tonight?

Person 2: Naw, i gotta do my Homework...

Person 1: dude, ur such a Gayster!!

by Khan530 December 27, 2007

Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock

1. When someone is playing Guitar Hero III and you want to make fun of them for it.

2. What you call Guitar Hero III now since World Tour came out.

1. Tyler why are you still playing Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock? FAIL.

2. Hey dude I finally got World Tour!! I don't have to play Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock any more!

by Papi82893 January 12, 2009

gaytard

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.

"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

gaytard

An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.

"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"

by giannirebl June 27, 2008

Gaytard

The name to someone who you think maybe homosexual and is (in your opinion) "speshal"

Fairweather is a bloody "gaytard"

by Nibling October 27, 2007

Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007