gak

A noun used to describe the smell that is produced by a person that has terrible B.O., mostly arising from their ass crack, that is bad enough to make you gag.
Also can be used as a verb in the same way.

Phew, that guy has gak.
Your B.O. makes me gak.

by Beckerson December 06, 2007

gak

(v.) to improvise without regard to or in ignorance of an established procedure or format.

I wasn't sure what the boss wanted, so I needed to gak some results.

by Link93 June 02, 2006

Gak Towel

A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.

Jimmy: My mum found my dirty gak towels in ma bin!
Friend: Dude try catching ur jizz in ur mouth next time, saves alot of tim!
Jimmy: Wow thanks Friend!
Friend: sure thing!

by Elliot Haworth November 01, 2005

Gak Sak

Similar to the Gak Towel and Doddle Rag. However, a Gak Sak is when a tube or dress sock is used during male masterbation to reduce the amount of spunk mess and limit the required clean up time. The Gak Sak is great for quick wanks on the go. The Gak Sak is placed over the penis and gratification is achieved through the individual's desired stroking action. Upon ejaculatory release, the sock, which is functioning as a receptical sack for the spunk, neatly and conveniently contains the spooge inside avoiding a sticky mess and/or spooge-spackled belly button. Gak Saks may be, but do not require, cleaned after each use. However, most users of the Gak Sak use it over and over again without laundering. This creates a stiff, rigid material over time which they can stand in a corner and show friends who generally admire with awe the achievement of Gak Sak Stiffness. Eventually, the Gak Sak must be laundered or disposed due to discomfort during use when becoming too rigid.

Herschel was an avid viewer of online porn, but found that his masterbatory spunk was creating a sticky, spunk residue on his keyboard and was taking him way to long to clean up between jerk sessions. To avoid a spunky mess and maximize his wank time, he engaged the use of a Gak Sak with one of his tube socks. After repeated use, Herschel was able to stand it next to his computer for quick access. His friends were amazed.

by Eaton Holgoode August 09, 2013

Kest Gak

A person who hangs out in NYC and surrounding areas who craves indirect attention

Person 1Why does Billy tag up walls all the time?
Person 2 ohh Billy’s a kest Gak that’s why

by Ihatestickers September 10, 2020

Kest Gak

A sticker usually slapped on surfaces around NYC. It is rumored to resemble the logo of a streetwear brand discontinued in 2000.

“Hey! That’s a Kest Gak sticker!”

by Unusual987 December 05, 2020

Gak Monster

A person who smokes OBSCENE amounts of Crystal Meth usually lurking in metropolitan areas.

The Tenderloin in San Francisco is crawling with gak monsters.

by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009