Future Queen of the World

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.

-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018

funsucker

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.

The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.

by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

Future

A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ

Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
Ex. 2
Kelly: Why is Beyoncé singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it

by Ky1GigEm August 5, 2015