futoi

1. Japanese for fat

2. A fat kid that plays gaia online all day and when he

isn't doing that he is looking for little boys to play with

Futois are often in denial of their futoiness

1. Ananta wa futoi desu (you are fat)

2. Alex: Dammit steven your are such a futoi all you do is sit
on your ass and play gaia or look at little boys

Steven: What are you talking about no I dont *munch* *munch*

by Super Nigga January 25, 2008

futrid

Combination of the words "fucking" and "putrid" to describe something, usually an aroma, that is particularly disgusting or unpleasant.

"That stench from the Manure Factory is futrid."

by Jack Lanza December 24, 2008

Futorian

One who analyzes history to predict the future.

I aspire to be a Futorian

by Edwin Weatherby November 12, 2012

fatronising

The patronising attitude that medical practitioners adopt when treating a person who is overweight.

Patient : I have a spear lodged in my head!
Dr: Have you thought about lowering your calorie intake and taking more exercise?
Patient: Thanks a lot! That's really helpful, you fatronising idiot!

by Joy Blessing July 6, 2016

Boku no futon

Cutest phrase said by Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan: Junior High when his futon was stolen by Levi

Levi: *appears out of nowhere in Armin's room window*

Armin: Wh-wh-wh-what on earth is going on?! (With cute baby voice)
Levi: Tsk. Give me that!
Armin: BOKU NO FUTON! 😭 (in tiny)

by Dion_ January 26, 2021

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

Furon

A small alien inhabitant of the planet furon they have mind powers and appear in the games destroy all humans

look at that little alien hes a furon

by Bigboff June 25, 2009