When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
by ms.knew May 17, 2021
Get the Fummug. Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.
Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
by mwebster March 2, 2008
Get the [FUM]mug. when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back
by KySi February 25, 2021
Get the FUMmug. Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 24, 2021
Get the FUMSmug. 
