when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back
by KySi February 26, 2021
The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 26, 2025
by FORTNITELOVE556 May 14, 2022
Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.
Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
by mwebster March 02, 2008