Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.

The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

out of fucks

A phrase used to signify that one has used up all of his or her fucks and has none left to give.

"Hey Dick where should we go get trashed tonight?" -Dale

"Doesn't matter to me, since I'm out of fucks. I used my last one on a math test earlier today." -Dick

by ThatMotherFucker October 4, 2013

This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

by Bonesauce February 9, 2020

Two Fucks

A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?

Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-

by LoneWolf6 June 21, 2011

Fresh out of fucks

Beyond not giving a shit.

"Dude, stop talking about your relationship; I am fresh out of fucks."

by Captain Zazzle June 7, 2016

fair fucks

An Irish phrase meaning 'well done'

Anto: I passed me driving test
Jacinta: Fair fucks to ya!

by Gualtieri November 5, 2006

Fuckussion

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.

I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!

by moosie1972 June 30, 2012