Mr. Fuckle

An absolute imp of a cat that somehow manages to fuck up anything it touches

Mr. Fuckle I left you in the kitchen for an hour and now the fridge is upside down!

by Cheese consumer July 26, 2022

Fuckety Bye

A term used to say goodbye in a rude and patronizing manner.

Alright, Fuckety Bye

by Wisefucker August 1, 2011

fuckleberries

1. a nicer way of saying fuck =)

"oh fuckleberries!" or "what the fuckleberries?!"

by eeeeshmelllllllllll June 23, 2008

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration

CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"

by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

fuckleberry

semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.

"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

fucklaton

A fucklaton is the largest amount there can be of any given thing.

Damn, he ate a fucklaton of wings!!!

by KillerArdvark June 26, 2006

fuckler

An endearing and affectionate way of calling someone a mother fucker.

Matt: Dude, did you ask her to marry you yet? You better listen to Beyonce before she walks.

Drew: Friend, you are such a fuckler!

by tpshortstop June 26, 2010