Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.

Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.

by Snookism August 29, 2010

Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.

"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."

by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008

What-The-Fuckness

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.

1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"

by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

Fuckleberry Finn

a drunk ass and adventurous dude pimpin all the ladies with his stories.

"is that Fuckleberry Finn over there? "

by xanaduu April 1, 2009