fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.

AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004

Fuckintastic

Something so fantastic that you have to put (Fuck) in it to make it more interesting, funny, and above all awesome.

Thats Fuckintastic! Great job man! :D

by 6McCra6cken6 October 20, 2010

Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

by hazzel January 11, 2014

Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

Fuckin fuckity

Fuckin fuckity is a word much like “fucking shit” but for the people who want to use a more aggressive word

*Ben scares Andre*. Andre “FUCKIN FUCKITY!! You scared me to fucking death”

by Dickler tickler October 4, 2019

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012