fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

by terryzz February 17, 2009

fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

fuck her in the pussy

when a guy inserts his large dick in a woman's tight pussy

guy 1 : fuck her in the pussy
guy 2 : i do all night

by Chevy101mc May 14, 2015

Fuck me in the fuck

When you are in the middle of raging while unsuccessfully streaming a video game online.

Fuck me motherfucker ever! Fuck me in the fuck!

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

Fuck You In Advance

when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.

getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"

by zachus22 October 18, 2008

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) December 13, 2008