fruitcake

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians, or a man who acts as though he is gay. But mostly a straight woman whose best friends are lesbians.

"Dude, Chelsea is such a lesbian!"
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."

by rae1138 December 17, 2011

fruitcake

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet

"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen

by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008

fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007

Fruitcake

Generally a fag (gay), always rejected by society; fun thing to call people in order to offend them

Look at that bitch, walking around like a fucking fruitcake.

by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016

fruitcake

a gay person or one who is named Roberto Funes

Simon Cowell: Ryan, why are you such a fruitcake?

Ryan: Shut up Simon!

by Babale veeks December 14, 2008

fruitcake

slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)

"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"

by M.V.P. December 17, 2008

Fruitcake

1. A cake, with fruit inside
2. A homosexual (Usually Male)
3. An idiot

Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!

Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!

Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.

by Ron Willcox June 20, 2012