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fruit loop salad 

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.
holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad
fruit loop salad by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010

fruit salaad 

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.
today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .
fruit salaad by theotherone May 3, 2009

Hardcore Fruitsalad 

A game which is similar to the regular game of fruitsalad, but HARDCORE. Players sit in a circle with legs crossed and are named certain fruits, eg. Apple, Orange. One person standing in the middle of the circle calls out a few names of the "fruits". Those fruits have to switch places with the person in the middle, but they can trip, pick up and throw, push, use wrestling moves, drag away, or use any other method to get the spot before the other people. The idea is to get a spot in the circle. The person who doesn't get a spot and cross their legs first is now in the middle of the circle. If the players uncross their legs while sitting in the circle, they can be fought for their spot. If the person in the middle calls "Fruitsalad" everyone in the circle switches spots. Think Musical Chairs, with a twist.
A game of Hardcore Fruitsalad
Person in middle: Apple, Kiwi, Grape, Orange, Banana, GO!
They switch spots.
New Person in the middle: Fruitsalad!
Chaos happens as people get into a wrestling match while trying to switch spots
Hardcore Fruitsalad by Shmorgasbord November 19, 2009

fruitysaiad

fruitysaiad has realy sexy feets and mommy milkers
Person 1 did you see fruitysaiad mommy milkers arledy???1!

Person 2 Yes they are so good🤤🤤