asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!

by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

burger king foot lettuce

the last thing you'd want

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.

by HanSolosPies February 10, 2018

Footballin

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.

Damn Joe, you are footballin!

by BMJimmer August 12, 2012

Footclart

The abstract definition of a Swedish dish is often utilized by twitch streamers.
😎🍞

Chat: Say footclart
Streamer: What is a footclart?
Chat: Clipped.

by DJSpecky March 19, 2022

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021