e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

flexing

working the room, or club showing your face and being cool

" i was well flexing in the club last night"

by jenn March 18, 2004

dry flexing

A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine

Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.

by Wraith23 January 12, 2017

flexing

a cleveland term for pop locking

-in cleveland flexing is pop locking

by tha land December 14, 2008

Flexing

An Art! it is the art of managing to flirt while texting.

Girl: hey alex, what are you doing? put your phone away

Alex: I can't. this is reall important

Girl: are you flirting with another girl?

Alex: nope, just flexing

by Aturn247 July 31, 2007

Flexing

Flexing is the cool way of saying, "I'm a chronic masturbator!"

Guy 1: "Dude, check out my arms while I am flexing!"
Guy 2: "Hahaha, yeah, I do that in my spare time too dude!"

by NathanNeurotic June 18, 2008

Frexting

Dancing while texting at the same time.

"Dude, look at that chick..she's totally frexting."

"Ian, go frext with that chick."

"I can't dance with her..she always frexts."

by MiaAndIan April 17, 2010