freakzoid

A freaky person who acts more like an alien than a human.

Octomom is a California freakzoid.

by Peanut Santiago December 18, 2009

Mini-Freakout

A 'Mini-Freakout' is the unsuccessful, near orgasm state of a severely drunken male receiving fellatio from his female partner.

Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.

A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.

"Hey man, I was getting blowies but I was blasted on Stoli Gold. I went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of God stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!"

"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"

by Mini-Freakout-Master January 23, 2013

full-frontal freakout

noun; a particularly extreme psychological or emotional reaction to a situation

"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."

by stickyshift May 22, 2006

Freakhouse

1. A decent rock band originally from Texas, though they now based in Los Angeles. They would be a lot more well known then they currently are if they weren't signed to such an obscure label.

2. A nickname for a either an insane asylum or a carnival sideshow.

1. Did you see Freakhouse last night? They were awesome!

2. I saw a sideshow at the carnival the other day. That place was a total freakhouse!

by NormalMoron885 August 30, 2009

Freakhog

Someone whom is beyond awesome, as though they stand out of t he crowd

The man in the centre of the party is a freakhog, he's just hogging all the freak

by jungle pony 4 August 27, 2011

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

psychobilly freakout

1. A song by The Reverend Horton Heat.

2. A "freakout" or crazy song of the psychobilly genre.

3. A deranged hillbilly on a drug trip.

"It's.... it's.. IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!!" -Reverend Horton Heat

"Psychobilly freakout is an insane song, nigga.."

"They had to put Rufus in the mental institution the other day. He had a...a... Psychobilly Freakout!!"

by bootybootybootybootyrockineverywhere January 1, 2009