FRPer

Someone who sucks at roleplaying. Uses *kicks* *dodges* and *kills*. Is usually seen with a 3.0 package. Stems from the word "FRP," which means failed roleplay.

"That guy is definitely an FRPer. Look at the way he types!"
"There are so many FRPers in this server."

by smellyteef December 4, 2019

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

fraternitard

1. A combination of fraternity + retard. Generally, a member of a fraternity. More specifically, a member whose actions lead you to believe that all members of fraternities, are in fact, retarded.

2. Male form of a sorostitute.

On saturday night, the bars downtown are always filled with fraternitards and sorostitutes. They usually end up puking in the alleys.

by n.o. November 6, 2007

Fraternity Black Ball

If a black ball is rolling your way then be prepared for rejection. 'Nuff Said.....

Fraternity President: That guy who told his girlfriend all of our secrets has black ball rolling his way.

(Fraternity Black Ball)

by Anonymous Fraternity Man November 9, 2010

Acacia Fraternity

Often shortened to "Acacia," or simply AKAK in some of the proud Southern chapters, Acacia is an international fraternity (thanks, Canada!) with a rich heritage. The guys generally have clean houses, pull decent grades, and know how to foster a genuine connection in the overwhelming nothingness of a vast, unflinching cosmos. These guys take pride in their creative party drinks and signature Acacia Gummies. Their national philanthropy raises money for kids whose lives suck and need medical treatment their parents can't afford. What they lack in general campus recognition, they make up for in top-tier party reviews authored by elite committees comprised of the most important and beautiful Party Review Babes™.

Stephanie: Are you hitting up Acacia Fraternity tonight for their Night on the Nile party?

Ellie: Yeah, it's the only time I'm really willing to go to a costume party IN COSTUME, you know what I mean?

Stephanie: Yeah, but their gummies are worth wearing a slutty toga all night.

by AllAboardTheMemnon July 2, 2016

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013