flustigate

to beat with a stick

"I swear, if i catch you wearing my underwear ever again, i will FLUSTIGATE you within an inch of your life

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

fluting

n. Pronounced as Floo-ting. A vagina. Reference to a term in architecture meaning a decorative groove.

I'd like to fill her fluting!

by Jesty May 1, 2006

flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

by Singletracker May 25, 2016

Fluting

when one takes a flute and shoves it up the anus and farts for musical pleasure

fluting is my therapy

by flutist of the fluting May 4, 2017

Flesting

When you can't get it up and you're frustrated so you just start fisting the girl.

"Bruh my dick was so limp I just started flesting her"
"While he was flesting me he was crying"

by B-tanks August 4, 2017

Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020