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pounding the flounder 

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...
She was pounding the flounder.
pounding the flounder by Did bish August 28, 2016

fuzzy flounder fishing 

tring to find and have sex with a women
lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

Powder Flounder 

A skier or snowboarder that falls into a large pile of snow and has difficultly getting back up. This typically occurs on days following a large snowfall, aka a powder day. The fallen person will often resemble a flopping fish out of water as they flail around and attempt to stand.
"There was so much snow we saw 10 people powder flounder."

"I powder floundered so hard on that run."

"Sorry I took so long, I was just powder floundering in that 6ft pile of snow."
Powder Flounder by JojoT January 13, 2014

SHICKEN FLOUNDER 

im about to shicken flounder this retard for his full bandos set
SHICKEN FLOUNDER by zumbass69 November 29, 2019

The Flounder 

A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
"When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over."

"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"

pound the flounder 

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.
pound the flounder by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010