Florie

Florie is that type who will stick by u when it's rough she has brown eye and she love food.she will be that bitch who will run a nigga over if he breaks ur heart.She is mad thick.she will knock a bitch out who ever messes with her family or friend's.she aint that type of chick who chases guys ,guys chase her.lot of guys like her but dont have the balls to tell her.dont think she sane she is insane when she with her friend's.she don't fuck wit fake people whoever is fake they is gone real quick.florie will be your ride or die ur main or your partner in crime. She is holy she Christian but sometimes doesnt act christian.she only fuck wit real people not fake barbie dolls.she has a bright future ahead of her. She tries to be a drama free girl but it really hard for her. But at the end of the day she that type u will love and want to be around everyday.

"Florie is my main bitch"

by Truthful160 February 7, 2019

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

Florida Man Fuel

Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.

Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back

by Plura Entropy August 2, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Floriana

Floriana. Wow, where can I even begin? Floriana is one in a million. Wait scratch that, she’s 1 of 1. There’s nobody like Floriana. She’s the most funniest , goofiest, perfect , loving , caring person you’ll ever come across. She loves music and being very mysterious. She’s private and sticks to what she believes in. Floriana can be very lonely but will show a smile to the world that brightens up anything more than the sun itself. Floriana can make your day go from bad to amazing in a second. No one can compete with floriana. A he’s someone you could tell I love you to everyday for the rest of your life. Whoever has her will forever be a lucky man. Floriana is absolutely nothing but amazing , Floriana.

Hey floriana, wryd today?

I’ll always love you, Florian.

by Xoxoxoxoxo. February 4, 2021

Florida Ma'am

Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!

That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am

In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued

Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!

by Vagabond Vixen November 30, 2021

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012