Florn

A mix between getting Fucked up & Torn up. Not being Sober.

Getting messed up to the max and having fun.

Florn down for what!? Florn up! Let's get florn up tonight!

by BabyBash May 5, 2014

florn

means retarded but happy. When someone is slightly mental...but happy with it and proud to be immature.

OMG! Lauren is sooooo florn it's unbelievable!
I know! I mean, who collects road signs!

by ninja_viking April 13, 2006

flortionist

A person who looking at the floor for answers to their problems.

"She is a flortionist during tests, shes always looking to the ground during it.

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

florn

It actually means porn... I created this word in the summer of 2005 and yes it does mean porn... It's a long story... I was walking down my street going to Dollar General while on my cell phone with a friend, I was going to my dads house that night in a different town and that's where my friend was... I go to my dads house every weekend and usually I bring a porno, well as I was walking to Dollar General i started screaming PORNO!!! My friend was like "dude my dad can hear you through the phone!" So then I started screaming FLORNO! so my friend wouldn't get in trouble, and that's how florn and florno got started...

Hey man i'm gonna bring some florn in next weekend!

by Stain McGrain October 22, 2006

Florting

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.

You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.

by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018

florty

(adj)
Describing a person in their forties who ages very well.

John Barrowman is really florty.

by Mhririx November 27, 2009

Flornce, AL

A pretty big town in northwest Alabama home of the UNA Lions a good football team they have 3 national championships and won 2 of they 2 years in a row and have been conference champs 8 times. Flornce is also known for its music history and the TVA and some civil war history. It has some nice people a lot of country folks and rednecks and some black people most of the potheads and niggers think they are bad ass and they arent. People still fly confederate flags on their trucks. Flornce is also know as the smallmouth bass capitol of the world and hosts the bassmaster elite series and FLW and many other bass fishing groups. Shoals youth bassmasters is a kick ass bass fishing group there most of the kids in it can outfish most adults. Its also known for a few roudy bars and honky tonks

Hey lets go to Flornce, AL tonight and raise hell on the town

by tthat guyy October 14, 2011