floranausia

the process of lying to someone that asks you to smell a flower exspecting a good reaction when you cant smell anything

women: hey smell these roses
Man: ummm nice
Women: they are
Man: (under breath) cant smell a bloody thing

That was floranausia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

stupid florapope

A lisaism or secret word that is used in a sentence to denote the speaker is superior and belongs to a secret lisatistic society. It is an inflamitory term if used by those that are not a part of the lisatistic order or who are lisatistic but have been banned to utter it by the lisatistic architect.

The great one banned me from using the words.

-Which words?

Stupid Florapope

-You can not say that! You will burn in hell.

by Bongobat November 20, 2007

floral park

Floral Park is one of the gratest towns to lve in. If you love to drink and get fucking high, Floral park is the place to be. All of the kids in Floral Park start driking at approximatly the age of 12, and drugs arent that far behind. Wether you drink in a buddy's yard, the streets, a party, the school bleachers, the sump, or the cove, you WILL find a place to get absolutly tanked. No doubt in my mind Floral Park kids would absolutly rape kids from any other town in drinking. Now being in college i finally realized what Floral Park has done for me, it taught me how to drink, nobody can or ver will outdrink me here in collge, all thanks to Floral Park. Greatest place on earth.

Kid 1- Wanna get drunk?
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole

by BriCT December 12, 2007

Floral Park

The gateway to Long Island, that's right Long Island(anyone who says it's Queens can pay our property taxes and eat shit.) Floral Park is where it all starts, however, being on the border of Queens, gives us a bad rap. Understandable, but the people from the Nassau side are much classier, and we dress way better. Yes, we enjoy drinking, and yes we enjoy sparking a dooby now and then. We go to schools that are just as good as the kids from the other town that references plants in it's name. Both of my parents went to college, we drive Volvos, and, live in half million to million dollar homes. Floral Park Memorial High school sends people to Brown, Yale, Harvard, Princeton, NYU, Villanova, the list goes on... We have the highest paid police in the county. People who live in Floral Park have a very nice quality of life.s It is not cheap to live there, we choose to live there, our property taxes are through the roof, and we pay very high taxes. So next time somone says you live in Queens tell them to fuck off!!!

Where are you from?

Long Island

Oh me too, where?

Floral Park

Isn't that queens

No shithead actually it's not!

by jgc89898 November 5, 2008

floral park

town on Long Island where the only two things you can get accomplished are:
1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure

(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)

floral park town layout:
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)

by Jameson Fallon McCarthy November 9, 2006

Florpinnorfindork!

1. A word to scream out in the middle of a test or quiz or 'silent reading'.

2. A word to break awkward silences

1. Florpinnorfindork!

2. So... seen a florpinnorfindork lately? I hear they are very chilly this time of year.

by JackBauerIsMyHero February 1, 2007

Florp

1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.

Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.

by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016