flassitude

Blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version.

Man, this Coke must be better than (brand x) cola.

Dude, that's flassitude.

by WDJester July 4, 2016

Fatitude

Over weight with a bad attitude

Thinking he could just use 1/2 your seat was typical fatitude behavior.

by Ski Doggie August 13, 2021

lattitude

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.

In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

Fatitude

When someone is hangry and is giving you some serious attitude.

Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, There's no reason for that fatitude."

by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025

Fatitude

When someone has a serious attitude because they're hangry.

Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, there is no reason for that fatitude. Its been 5 minutes."

by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025