Oral Fisting

When you put your fist or as many fingers as you can into someone’s mouth. Can be sexual, doesn’t have to be.

Oral Fisting is…
Person 1: Unhinge your jaw
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: (Processed to Oral Fist person 2)

by Juanperezjr1111111 May 22, 2023

Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

Sword Fighting

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.

I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.

by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017

Urethral Fisting

Insertion of the fist into the urethra of a male.

Jack usually likes to take it shoulder deep in the ass, but today he was feeling particularly raunchy and tried urethral fisting on himself.

by Spic Dickuloid January 22, 2017

Sword Fighting

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond

John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"

by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019

fighting weight

Used by the military and professional fighters (boxers, MMA, martial artists) to describe the appropriate weight at which someone is the most physically fit to fight in combat, the ring, or octagon.

I need to get down to my fighting weight before my next weigh in and PFT (Physical Fitness Test).

My program of muscle confusion had me closing in with my fighting weight.

muscle up meat head fitness guru p.t. stud

by TheLooseGoose May 30, 2010