Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

Ficcing

VERB. The art of writing a fiction, fanfiction or story. Can be spelt with one 'c' or two.
PRESENT- ficcing
PAST- ficced or ficcing
FUTURE- fic

PRESENT- "I'm ficcing right now, pass me that coffee"
PAST-"Dude, I ficced all last night," or "Dude, I was up ficcing all last night"
FUTURE- "I'm going to fic soon, but I need some inspiration..."

by Kateus January 1, 2006

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Firing Squad

A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Firing Range

Having a female lay down and a male stand over her, aiming and shooting his sperm at her boobs and pussy.

Person #1 "Hey dude, yesterday i did the firing range on this hooker."
Person #2 "4 realz? Were you accurate?"
Person #1 "Yea i hit my target."

by Eagamer7 July 9, 2011

fricing

the words 'frosting' and 'icing' used together.

yes, i made the word up. ((jackie browne 11050))

holy shit mann, that cake had some awesome fricing.

by jackayyy July 15, 2008

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.

by JUAN September 5, 2004