fingerblasting

defined as getting fingered rlly hard. but like BLASTED

"dude he was totally fingerblasting me last night"
"are finger blasters racist?"

by autisticmeowmeow123 February 25, 2025

Fingerblast Cuckaroony

Where a cuck (a dirty fucker who likes to watch their partner get fucking destroyed by a big black man) starts fingering the black man's asshole

Johnny finger blasted his wife's bull like a good boy he is a fingerblast Cuckaroony

by THE GOON MONSTER March 20, 2026

The Fingerblaster

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.

Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"

by Mr_Pancake1124 January 6, 2022

Baja Fingerblast

A fingering in a Taco Bell parking lot.

The Taco Bell employee may have gotten my order wrong, but the Baja Fingerblast that he gave me in the parking lot more than made up for it.

by Skycoaster November 5, 2022

Fingerbanger

When you finger a woman and her orgasm blows your fingers off.

Doctor what happened to that man's fingers?
He's a fingerbanger, nurse.

by a very spooky boi October 12, 2017

fingerbate

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.

With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.

by stop go man April 24, 2018

fingerbang

it's when you stick your finger in a vagina over and over again

FINGERBANG, BANG BANG, FINGERBANG BANG, BANG BANG BAAAANG

by screwyouguys June 28, 2022