I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.

Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.

by Life76 May 9, 2022

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

fertile

the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

“What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025