The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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*see's solar flare from pvz*
dan: dude dont say it...
slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
dan: dude dont say it...
slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Get the I MUST FERTILIZE mug.According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
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Get the Fertile mug.For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
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