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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.
by nates small weiner August 11, 2010
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fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches
That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches
by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015
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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.
*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 4, 2023
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A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
by Sexydimma November 25, 2022
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Fertile

When you are extremely horny and willing to have copious amounts of sex.
Bro I’m so fertile right now!
by FertileMike August 14, 2021
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fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!
by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022
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