The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction
I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her
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Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.
Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel
by Anus Dwelling Hippy March 27, 2007
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the action of sucking the juice from someones ass.
by Joe April 12, 2003
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not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.
For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.
by waawaaweewah April 9, 2007
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The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.
A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)
by L A Lara August 30, 2008
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Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.
see "a kilo"
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The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction
I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.
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