farticle

A Facebook article that contains Markshit or other misleading information about the saftey of our Facebook data.

This report from Facebook is an intentional farticle.

by TIMzPoet November 2, 2018

Farticle

Microscopic poop particles passed within a fart.

The composition of a fart include: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, mercaptans, AND FARTICLES.

Farticles rushed onto their undergarments as they busted ass.

by FromBeyond December 26, 2018

Farticle

When you fart and pieces of your poop disperse into the air into tiny particles

EWWWW SARAH YOUR FARTICLES SMELL SO BAD

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

farticle

Small particles that are responsible for staining your underwear when you pass gas.

I switched from white underwear to colored underwear to reduce the visibility of farticle stains.

by FunseekingSelfcenteredScumbag April 24, 2020

Farticles

Better word for fart particles.

I just ate a good load of farticles

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farticles

The Microscopic fecal matter that is Emitted While passing gas

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021