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Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.
Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...
by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008
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wucking fanker

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you
by Bullet March 22, 2004
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farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark
sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!
by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019
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Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.
Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."
by brad21 September 26, 2008
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fanky

adj. combination of 'funky' and 'stanky', being really dirty
"Man, that guy is fanky!"
by Lunarose October 21, 2003
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Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.
Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.
by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008
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Farckle

Motorcycle accessory, not necessarily a functional one. Believed to be originated in the forums of Advrider.com.
Derivations of the word include: Farckling, Farckle-aholic and Well-Farckled.
My next farckle will be a set of Piaas for the bike.
I am in the process of farckling my GS.
I am an admitted Farckle-aholic.
I just pulled the trigger on a well-farckled V-Strom.
by DracaJam March 30, 2008
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