drama farmer

A person whom cultivates drama persistently and annoyingly. Typical harvesting tools used are blog sites such as live journal and my space.

dude, your gf is such a drama farmer.

by mike brown June 19, 2006

coochie farmer

A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.

Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.

by ndidds November 9, 2006

Farmer Five

Television channels available over an antenna. Traditionally in the USA these are NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and PBS, which were the only TV channels available out in the country prior to DirecTV.

- Did you see what happened on Breaking Bad?
- No, sorry, I only get the Farmer Five.

by Damian Yerrick December 3, 2014

Lead Farmer

A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.

"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pulls out guns*
"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Samson424 November 4, 2008

Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

by Eddy April 30, 2007

link farmer

Someone who creates web pages that are either full of links to junk, or full of links to other links to other links. Link farmers harvest popular search engine terms from search engines such as "free games" or "free ebooks" and include these search terms in their link farm. However, the page never has any actual content relevant to the search term. A link farmer is a more passive form of email spammer, but uses junk web pages instead of junk email.

Link farmers are an Internet lifeform that are just as bad as email spammers.

by Sly_Foot March 24, 2006

rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

by Leonard33 April 19, 2008