Fapper

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.

Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022

Fuppet

A person who is a a fucked up muppet. A dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to fuckuppet.

"Bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Fappitydaps

Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).

Person 1: Damn bro, I need to get me some fappitydaps.
Person 2: True that bro, same here.

by CokeLizard March 22, 2011