A group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate eachother. REAL family is a bondage that cannot be broken by any means.
Family relationships:
Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.
Siblings look out for and love one another. Older siblings generally help take care of younger siblings.
The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.
Spouses married each other out of love not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy weddings.
Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.
Siblings look out for and love one another. Older siblings generally help take care of younger siblings.
The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.
Spouses married each other out of love not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy weddings.
by Lola5544 June 2, 2011
Get the family mug.The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
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Am emperialistic family that should be banned from politics. Fake Texan oil barons who pander to the Elite interests of companies such as Enron and Halliburton.
Barbara Bush, the current matron, is most recently known for birthing the retard "Dubya", a mental midget who has been a convenient "puppet ruler" for a gang of bloodthirsty hoodlums, among them Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, who straggled in from the Nixon era to start WW3, if not the Apocalypse.
Probably the downfall of Western Civilization, much like the last Roman Emperors, where the blood grew weaker and weaker due to inbreeding ..finally ending the Empire.
Barbara Bush, the current matron, is most recently known for birthing the retard "Dubya", a mental midget who has been a convenient "puppet ruler" for a gang of bloodthirsty hoodlums, among them Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, who straggled in from the Nixon era to start WW3, if not the Apocalypse.
Probably the downfall of Western Civilization, much like the last Roman Emperors, where the blood grew weaker and weaker due to inbreeding ..finally ending the Empire.
"Al Franken is drafting a petition to Congress banning any member of the Bush Family from running for President"
by monkiki June 11, 2006
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Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").
Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.
Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.
Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").
Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.
Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.
by JayCee. August 30, 2006
Get the Family Force 5 mug.Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010
Get the Just Kidding Family mug.Mama's Family is an extremely underrated, yet extremely funny and campy sit com that ran from 1983-1990. The first 2 Seasons were on the NBC Network and included Mama Thelma Harper- (played by Vicki Lawrence), and her sister Fran, her locksmith son Vinton, his new wife Naomi, and Vinton's two children: Buzz and Sonya. Mama's other children Ellen (played by Betty White), and the tempermental Eunice(played by Carol Burnette), sometimes appeared on the show as well. Mama's Family is a spin off of the "Family Sketches on the Carol Burnette Show. Most of the show centers around Mama and her ungrateful family. Her son Vinton is a neer-do-well who lives in the basement with his wife. Mama's favorite expressions are "Well, Good Lord!" "Horsepucky", and "In a hen's hiney". These are often said when Mama is mad and pursing and puckering up her lips as in distress.
The Harper family is a classic Midwestern-Southern lower middle class dysfunctional family. A lot of the shows quirks have to do with numerous references to "Ray" as in "Raytown" - the fictional town in which this show takes place. Their local TV station is "K-RAY" and a local hotel is "The Raymada Inn", " Ray Lane" etc. This plays up Raytown's provinciality. Even though Raytown is fictional- many believe the show takes place in Raytown, MO. The show often referes to the 'Tri-State" area. Many believed the humor in the show is more Okie-Texarkana style, at least in the NBC version. The accents and the characters seem to suggest the show takes place in the South, or some place in the Midwest that has a lot of Southern influence.
There are many character changes in the show. As the show left NBC, it went off the air in 1985, and came back in 1986-1990, with a slightly new feel and cast. Mama's sister Fran (Rue McClanahan) is apparently killed off by choking on a tooth pick in the lady's room of the Bigger Jigger. Buzz and Sonya apparently left for college. Then added are Iola, the quirky next door neighbor, and "Bubba"- Mama's grandson who was in reform school. Vinton becomes dumber, and Naomi gets trashier. Iola seems to become a replacement for Thelma's sister Fran- who was very prudish about things. The show in this series became a bit lighter, more punchline comedy humor- typical of the 80s, and not the campy and theatrical deep fried Southern comedy it was during its NBC run. Mama becomes less and less like an old lady, and more atypical. Doing things such as dirty dancing. Iola makes handycrafts and seems to have a thing for Vinton, even though Vinton is married to Naomi. This creates a tension between Naomi and Iola. Iola is much too meek , however to be "the other woman".
For whatever reason, Mama's Family came to end, with the birth of "Tiffany Thelma" -Vinton and Naomis' only child. The show was run for many years on TBS, and later on PAX TV. Season 1 has been released on video. Mama's Family remains a cult classic- because it never got any awards, but many of its fans what most people don't- ITS FUNNY AS HELL !
The Harper family is a classic Midwestern-Southern lower middle class dysfunctional family. A lot of the shows quirks have to do with numerous references to "Ray" as in "Raytown" - the fictional town in which this show takes place. Their local TV station is "K-RAY" and a local hotel is "The Raymada Inn", " Ray Lane" etc. This plays up Raytown's provinciality. Even though Raytown is fictional- many believe the show takes place in Raytown, MO. The show often referes to the 'Tri-State" area. Many believed the humor in the show is more Okie-Texarkana style, at least in the NBC version. The accents and the characters seem to suggest the show takes place in the South, or some place in the Midwest that has a lot of Southern influence.
There are many character changes in the show. As the show left NBC, it went off the air in 1985, and came back in 1986-1990, with a slightly new feel and cast. Mama's sister Fran (Rue McClanahan) is apparently killed off by choking on a tooth pick in the lady's room of the Bigger Jigger. Buzz and Sonya apparently left for college. Then added are Iola, the quirky next door neighbor, and "Bubba"- Mama's grandson who was in reform school. Vinton becomes dumber, and Naomi gets trashier. Iola seems to become a replacement for Thelma's sister Fran- who was very prudish about things. The show in this series became a bit lighter, more punchline comedy humor- typical of the 80s, and not the campy and theatrical deep fried Southern comedy it was during its NBC run. Mama becomes less and less like an old lady, and more atypical. Doing things such as dirty dancing. Iola makes handycrafts and seems to have a thing for Vinton, even though Vinton is married to Naomi. This creates a tension between Naomi and Iola. Iola is much too meek , however to be "the other woman".
For whatever reason, Mama's Family came to end, with the birth of "Tiffany Thelma" -Vinton and Naomis' only child. The show was run for many years on TBS, and later on PAX TV. Season 1 has been released on video. Mama's Family remains a cult classic- because it never got any awards, but many of its fans what most people don't- ITS FUNNY AS HELL !
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