Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005

Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003

Pump Faked

The act of being tricked into doing something tedious because you thought that you would be kind and go through with this act. However, the other person had no intention of actually doing the tedious act in the first place.

Mom: I will wash the dishes from dinner.

Yourself: No! I got this mom. Just sit and relax.

Mom: Thank you! *smirks*

Dad: OOOOO! You just got PUMP FAKED so bad, son! You have some learning to do!

by thatONEguy118 November 13, 2011

Falker

term used to describe facebook stalkers. You know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying 'do i know you?' and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. Where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they're really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.

Man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

Falkes

Any form of cereal, preferably Frosted Flakes (Hence the name) shoved into the rectum of someone, then taken out after and eaten with milk.

Usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren't very fond of.

Ewww! No way! I won't eat your Falkes!

by Troubled Yuth June 17, 2010

Flaked

The act of photo editing Ben Afflecks face onto other peoples facing to show disdain and anguish

Did you see Katt Williams get his ass kicked by a 7th grader? It was hilarious he got flaked.

by The Fan Tribunist July 7, 2016

Flaked

All bark and no bite. Acts tough but is a wuss. Posing in agreement while trying to please one audience, but with a nod and a wink to those with whom s/he is beholden.

We had a meeting with our boss and shared our concerns. He publically nodded, smiled, and agreed with us. Then he walked out the door and Flaked us. Did nothing about it. Did just the opposite.

by Seaddog October 4, 2018