Fapkin

Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation

I left my fapkin on the desk.

by Definer42069 May 18, 2018

Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.

Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

by Lig Na Baste June 9, 2008

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011

faking (fakin)

1. To call someone out to a fight and back down out of fear
2. To try to appear tough and hard but really be a little bitch on the inside
3. To use lies and false propaganda to make it seem as if you are a pimp or a G
This word is basically like the dictionary version of the word "fake" in that is has to do with appearing false as a negative act.

1. "Ey ain't that them niggaz from Leewood?"
-"Man hell yea, but don't waste ya time, them niggaz fakin"
2. "Ey I'm trynna unload on them niggaz cuz, I heard they was fakin on me
3."Cuz you be fakin liiike, (you be fakin riiight)- Backyard Band 9-29-03

by Mister_12G January 26, 2005

Fakk

1. A way to call someone a tool in a more hateful manner.
2. Fuck with a Boston accent.

1. That kid is such a fakk.
2. This fakking sucks.

by mothafakker September 1, 2009