When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010
Get the Fail and a half mug.A surprisingly common phenomenon that occurs when a person attempts to close a door with an IronGym attached to the door frame. The subject is astonished to see the door bounce back open and is subsequently humiliated by his friends.
Se7en went into the bathroom and began to close the door, when it suddenly bounced back open, knocking him into the toilet.
"Yeeaaahhh!" Mikl screamed, "You forgot the IronGym hanging in the doorway, faggot, what an iron fail!"
"Shut up. Let's get freaky now," crooned Se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.
"Yeeaaahhh!" Mikl screamed, "You forgot the IronGym hanging in the doorway, faggot, what an iron fail!"
"Shut up. Let's get freaky now," crooned Se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.
by Midimoto August 13, 2010
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Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!
Guy 2: Your face!
10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!
Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
Guy 2: Your face!
10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!
Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
by av3nger November 16, 2010
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Get the massive truck of fail mug.When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009
Get the Ultimate Fail mug.Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.
Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010
Get the Circadian fail mug.A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.
The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
by SPiggs April 12, 2009
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