Flarper

One who fails or falls very commonly.

You're mom is such a flarper in bed.

by Flarp Parkour April 16, 2011

farpait

The act of mispurnouncing the word parfait at the mcdonalds drive thru

Mcdonalds worker: Hi, how may i help you?
Dan: Hi can i have a farpait...SHIT!!!

by Daniel42993 January 10, 2011

fnarp

Fnarp is a nickname for my friend that isn't used very often, but when we call her it, it usually means it's because she's great. Fnarp, is Fnarp. It's a very simple word. And a very simple meaning, it could mean anything to anyone. Make it your own. But for me, the meaning of Fnarp, means a good friend, and a good nickname.

She's my Fnarp, Fnarp is Fnarp, and she is great.

by WinterRarity July 22, 2017

farp

A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb

"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."

"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"

by girlsdontp00p October 14, 2012

fairport

A suburb of Rochester, New York. Its a cool place.

That a-to-the-n-to-the-faggot-ass-douchebag has obviously never been to fairport before.

note: fuck you atothendizzle, you gay motherfucking prick

by Time89 December 22, 2004

Farpulshlap

The farpulshlap is a discolored loose lips of the vagina that has been covered in silly putty that has been dipped in chocolate pudding.

Dude that chick had a loose goose so i decided to get my silly putty and some pudding and style those lips up and make it a farpulshlap!

by Pandanoi September 15, 2010

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013